Hoodie - Alpha Male

¥4,956 JPY

This hoodie delivers a sharp, tech-savvy punchline with the phrase "ALPHA MALE - Buggy, barely functional, not ready for the public." Perfect for cooler days and hotter takes, it reimagines the alpha stereotype through a developer's lens - where "alpha" means early, unstable, and full of quirks. Whether you're cozying up at your desk or out debugging life, this hoodie brings warmth, comfort, and a perfectly calibrated sense of humor.

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  • Midweight fabric (6.5 oz.)
  • 80% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.